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Tuesday, May 19
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'Gooby' gets made, hell frozen

posted 6 months ago

So I was crusing the Apple Quicktime Trailers site like I’ve done for the past 10 years or so and I stumble upon the trailer for ‘Gooby’. Go ahead, watch it, I’ll wait right here.

Seriously, wtf? I’ve always thought about writing a movie about Teddy Ruxpin on crack, but, dagnabbit, someone already beat me to it. Let me impart on you this little gem from the synopsis.

Gooby fulfills Willy’s wish by bringing Willy and his dad (David James Elliott, “JAG”) together in a heart-warming and exciting climax.

I wish there were more I could add to that, but, I’m spent. This trailer speaks for itself.

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Saturday, May 16
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The case of the racist Nikon camera..

posted 6 months ago

So it seems like even though Nikon is an asian company, they quite haven’t nailed down the subtleties of their homeland’s eye patterns with the face recognition that is part of their newer point and shoot digital cameras.

We got our Mom a new Nikon S630 digital camera for Mother’s Day and I
was playing with it during
the Angels game we were at on Sunday.

As I was taking pictures of my family, it kept asking “Did someone
blink?” even though our eyes were always open.

Sheesh! RACIST! :P

Wow. You would think this would become a problem over in Japan, you know.. cause they probably take a BILLION photos a day. That’s a lot of blinking.  This might explain the driving thing.

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Hello delicious.
thisiswhyyourefat:

Donut Fries 
Donut french fries with raspberry jelly and Bavarian cream dipping sauce.
(via flickr)

Hello delicious.

thisiswhyyourefat:

Donut Fries

Donut french fries with raspberry jelly and Bavarian cream dipping sauce.

(via flickr)


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Friday, May 15
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I’ll try not to spam keyboardcat stuff, but, I just had to post this. We’ll miss you Bea.

playhimoffkeyboardcat:

Golden via uekibachi
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Science is my favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
Kenneth Parcell, NBC Page.
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Thursday, May 14
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SNL’s Casey Wilson Reads Message Board Posts. I don’t care what they say, Casey is my type of girl!

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PARENT FAIL. 
Transcription:
Note: Just to let you know it is not that we don’t believe in [scribble] in things like that it is just misleading when you speak about it being billions of year old. when we all know that the world is only about 6000 years old. So why would I pay so that you can misslead [sic] my children. your world is just a (revowing?), our’s [sic] has a start and an end. God created the world. He created animals and man [scribble] all in the same week. It was also Adam who named all the animals, they will do the essay Rock and minerals, but it might not be 5 pages long, and not about billions of years ago it’ll be according to the Bible.

PARENT FAIL.

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Note: Just to let you know it is not that we don’t believe in [scribble] in things like that it is just misleading when you speak about it being billions of year old. when we all know that the world is only about 6000 years old. So why would I pay so that you can misslead [sic] my children. your world is just a (revowing?), our’s [sic] has a start and an end. God created the world. He created animals and man [scribble] all in the same week. It was also Adam who named all the animals, they will do the essay Rock and minerals, but it might not be 5 pages long, and not about billions of years ago it’ll be according to the Bible.

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leo:

The Textedit icon blown up.
trumcgowan:

Here’s to the crazy ones.
via harrygreen

leo:

The Textedit icon blown up.

trumcgowan:

Here’s to the crazy ones.
via harrygreen

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Wednesday, May 13
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We’d like you meet our adopted son Henry.  He’s new.

We’d like you meet our adopted son Henry.  He’s new.


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