The West Michigan Whitecaps recently unveiled their new stadium menu. They must have been missing the “I just want to die in the stadium” menu item.

You don’t only have Type 2 diabetes and the appreciation of your World of Warcraft guild to look forward to..

“If you eat it by yourself and finish it in one sitting, you get a free 5/3 tshirt.”

To use it as a napkin, I presume?